Lewis Clowns Around Jokes
Lewis the Puffin meets lots of animals at the circus. Maybe they’d like it if he used some of these jokes for his clown act!
Why did the clown put his cake in the fridge?
Because he wanted icing on it!
Why did the lion spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
What did the duck say to the clown?
You quack me up!
What bird is always out of breath?
A puffin!
What do you call a clown wearing earmuffs?
Anything you like, he can’t hear you!
What do you call a koala on the North Pole?
Lost!
What happened to the puffin who ran away with the circus?
The police made him bring it back!
What happened to the human cannonball?
He got fired!
