My Cat Mac Jokes

Mac is our favourite cat, and here are some favourite cat jokes.

What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies!

Why does everyone love cats?
They're purr-fect!

What do you call it when a cat bites?
Catnip!

What's every cat's favorite song?
Three Blind Mice!

What kind of cats lie around the house?
Car-pets!

How do cats buy things?
From a cat-alogue!

What do you call a cat who eats lemons?
A sourpuss!

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
An octopuss!

Why do cats chase birds?
For a lark!

What do you call a cat wearing shoes?
Puss in boots!